Well something is going on.... just not sure what

I don't have a bank account with Barclays, so how can I view my statement...? After months and months of nothing... I have this...? whatever this is...?

I would be so much simpler if Barclays just came to the table to negotiate as per the Ombudsman's Recommendation instead of this nonsense....

Mystic Meg can't make sense of this shit and Uri Geller would be dumbfounded.... and I have to try and make sense of this bullshit...!